Notes from my Brain ...

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes)


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memewhore:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

LOL What kind of idiot argues with a fucking joke account egg?



smilingsloth:

letsgetfitanddancenaked:

aconnormanning:

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

The world needs to be a little more Raven

Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”



silly-puppy:

an underrated moment


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biohazerd:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

Look at the trust and candor in his eyes in the first one



earthdad:

the rise and fall


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"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."

(Source: vintagegal)


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